È una parrucca in tasca?

Oh goodness! I was wondering what I was seeing in your pocket! It kept twitching and moving around in your pants. It can’t be, can it? That’s never a cock! It’s a twig at best. The size of it! Take it out! Let me have a closer look at it It’s hardly big enough to fit in my mouth, it’s so dinky And I definitely couldn’t feel it Even my huge round ass would completely inhale it!